Table confirmed for ssb4



Donkey Kong Country was the first video game I played and I fucking hate every single “expand dong” joke you all shit out. I take this series seriously along with it’s lore and you’re just turning it into a shitty image macro when it wasn’t even the source of the meme of adding text to the bottom of a reaction image to begin with.

So you all need to

  1. stop the “expand dong” shit
  2. take the Donkey Kong lore seriously
  3. google search “kornheiser ‘why’” to educate yourselves on meme origins



Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

Not gonna lie, my biggest achievement of the day was not navigating San Francisco with nothing but a touristy guide map. It was being able to tell some French-speaking tourists where the Oreos were in the Walgreens we walked into.

While drunk.

I had to post this one separately.


Thank you all so, so much! It has been an absolutely wonderful day and I have Molly (ilmater) to thank for it; she has been a great travel companion for the past few days and we’ve had so much fun in San Francisco. It’s been perfect.

Thanks to everyone for their birthday wishes, too. I appreciate each and every one of them!


now you too can obtain an atma 

just self your fuckin soul to lucavi

So I’m gonna give you all an update later, but Molly and I are at San Fran’s Ghirardelli Square and it is amazing. And this sundae is amazing.

Also none of my sisters have announced their engagement to a dumbass loser or become a slave to an eldritch god, so this is definitely not the worst birthday ever.


skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.